A group of Filipino bloggers is threatening a removal of a website called “Blood Stained Singapore” after its author wrote a racist blog post entitled “Filipino Infestation in Singapore”.
The article, which is now trending online as of press time, enumerated “5-point guide to showing displeasure without breaking the law” against Filipinos. Here is the full content of the blog by an unknown author:
Filipino infestation in Singapore – 5 point guide to showing displeasure without breaking the law
Yes, the Filipinos have long overstayed their welcome, and they must be advised in no less clearer terms that we are growing intolerant of their presence. Then again, let’s do this through largely “peaceful”, non criminal means. We recommend pissing them off in the following ways:
1. Reject, and ask for replacement
If you encounter a Pinoy waiter/waitress or customer service officer, tell them this: “Could you kindly ask a Singaporean staff to speak to me? Your standard of English – there is much left to be desired.” If the idiot continues rambling on, tell him/her with a smile:” Your English sucks, capisce? Get the fuck out of my uncaring face and find me someone else, pronto.”
2. Step on ‘em, push or shove ‘em
When the Peenoise get rowdy or obviously do not observe basic social decorum, a little “nudge” in the right direction won’t harm. Just make it look accidental. Pump your fist in victory later when they are out of your sight. We understand sometimes they just don’t get it, so a little more force must be employed. Like what this unsung hero did: ‘This morning at Bishan Circle Line MRT I pushed a Pinoy out of the train before door closes.’
3. Create an artistic mess on your plate when dining at Jollibee
Or any other Filipino themed restaurant/ food outlet. Toss food into your mouth, chew thoroughly, then spit it out. Bite another morsel and repeat. Do this till your plate is a masterpiece of regurgitated nastiness. Ask for the bill (pay in cash), scribble “Pinoy food fucking tastes like shit” on the receipt and remember to leave that piece of paper behind.
4. Never render help when Filipinos are involved in serious traffic accidents
Stand on the side with your arms folded across your chest, peering curiously at the bloody setpiece. Do not call the ambulance. But you have our permission to take photographs so they can be tweeted later with the caption: Hopefully another Pinoy has breathed his last on the little red dot. RIP.NOT.
5. Pray for a flood of biblical proportions to descend upon Orchard Road on 8 June
Go to the nearest church and pray. Pray hard for divine intervention aloud. Make sure God (and the Pinoy sitting next to you on the same bench) hears every word.
There will be no Noah’s Ark to save the partying Filipino motherfuckers when hell breaks loose, because Noah sure ain’t Pinoy when we last checked. Let’s watch them drown whilst eating popcorn on our HD TVs.
Edit: The event to celebrate Pinoy National Day has been called off. Glory to Jesus ! A-fucking-MEN!
6. ( bonus point) Actually this is our favourite.
If you see a Pinoy cashier at NTUC, Cold Storage or Giant, throw a can of Baygon into your shopping before approaching him/her to make payment. When the cashier picks up the insecticide spray ready to do a barcode scan, ask him/her wryly: ” Is this effective against Filipinos? Sorry, I meant cockroaches.
The author is unknown but some suspected that the one who wrote the article is an Indian since according to a commenter ShingAling “a lot of Indians are already living in Singapore and want to stay there for good and the Pinoys are outsmarting them in everything.”
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